A Long Tall Glass of Memes

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    Tableware - Europeans be like: mmmm breakfast
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    Product - Waiter: How much dressing would you like, sir? Me: adam.the creator HOLDS 38. OF DRESSING Hidden Valiey THE ORIGINAL SALAB Ranch SANER SALAD SOAKER SALAD DRESSING CUN COVER YOUR SALAD IN THICK CREAMY BANCH!
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    Outerwear - "You can't keep drinking like this. What are you going to to when you're older?" Me at 78: @HOMOSMODERNLIFE Care to join me for a glass of breakfast wine? [
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    Forehead - Me leaving everything until last minute because i can only work when i'm fuelled by immense panic and overwhelming stress.
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    Watch - Sunday: I'm never drinking again Monday home from work
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    Hand - "Drinking coffee doesn't count as breakfast" Me:
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    Mouth - When you make plans while you're in a good mood but then the day comes and you would actually rather die
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    Outerwear - when you & your friend both have terrible ideas & consistently encourage each other to act on them
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    Shoe - When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning 7:15 7:05 7:10 ME 7:00
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    Brown - pleatedjeans: via Letts 2015 Source: pleatedjeans Profile Summary I like my men like I like my 2015 diaries... Rugged Good with money Organised and easy to read
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    Hat - Friend: "You should get a side salad instead of fries this time." me: Pin BOY, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? @BetaSalmon
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    White - How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend) boredpanda.com
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    Forehead - Nobody: Text on the Cigarette box: [quietly] I'LL KILL YOU.
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    Product - me: *is nearly exploding from stress* me: ah yes it's the perfect time to begin the tv series I've watched 6 times already
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    Cartoon - When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol
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    Product - When someone at the liquor store asks if i need help I know more than you. drgrayfang
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    Nature - Keith Anderson Jul 11 at 2:15pm. ( It fell a long time ago, but it never gave up. cameoappearance "ok, new plan"
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    Clothing - Nikolaj Nikolaj
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    Organism - When you try to caffeinate yourself but you just end up increasing your heart rate while remaining exhausted
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    Food - "What is something you're passionate about?" Me:
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    Facial expression - miss burnt zucchini @evanjaquez When you finish a conversation and realize it was 78% you just oversharing 2.0.
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    Vehicle - SAMBA @Sambalistical___ Driving at night with astigmatism Bra 8:04 AM 3/21/21. Twitter for Android . ...
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    Font - xtec no one: me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice: 四
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    Tableware - when you have the perfect joke but the topic changes before you get to say it
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    Nose - In Egypt, two male royal manicurists named Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were found buried together in a shared tomb similar to the way married couples were ofter buried. Their epigraph reads: Joined in life and joined in death'. Having lived in 2400 BC, they are believed to be history's oldest recorded roommates
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    Drinkware - You don't know concentration until you have to take this thing from the sink to the freezer
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    Outerwear - Wyd tonight? Wyd Tomorrow? Why you not texting back ? Me:
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    Horse - When someone there's a bunch of open seats... sits next to you and
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    Product - When I say I want art in my home, this is what I'm talking about
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    Dog - "Why don't you like video calls?" Me in video calls:

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